what’s good my guy  

>she screams in pain with every Mistake woah nelleh this is some high stakes math homework you’re giving out buddy.

ok cuck

hey buddy that’s no way to talk to a friend… Please, you’re my last remaining friend from WH and I can’t stand to lose anyone else. what cha…

my… edgy emo backstory? uh ok buddy, this is uh… yeah. wow. ok. well ok. the internet detectives were pretty active for a while – I wanna say unti…

you aren’t very bright, are you? ironic, considering…  

I’d argue that my targets are a bit more deserving than a dead girl. >moon come on now, didn’t you all figure this out months ago? but sure, I’…

my apologies. given our company here, I figured you’d all act with a bit more tact, but that’s clearly expecting too much.

a bit heartless, no? but sure, I’m the one with the “horrid attitude”.

cool, he brought back the skeleton of a long-defunct website. was it worth further mixing of the sun and the moon? doubtful, but this isn’t anything n…

thank you. I pride myself on my originality as opposed to partaking in endless regurgitative lunacy. a shame the same can’t be said for others here.

it seems love truly can bloom on the battlefield.

only that this bitch has a bad habit of dying after talking some big shit. this version of him is lucky enough to get some extra lives. can’t say the …