call your parents and apologize for being such a huge disappointment. oh wait.

chilling. ruminating. realizing. the truth is often harsh, no? yeah, everything is great.

you know me, same useless sack of shit high off my fucking balls every waking moment. god I love marijuana. did I mention I smoke weed?

trying to hide the truth again? how uncharacteristically characteristic of you.

oh, I’m sure. watch your back out there, buddy. wouldn’t want you ending up like poor little yuki.

maybe so, but that’s not really comparable to the immaculate storytelling of your videos.

autism this potent is a rare commodity, you gotta strike while the iron’s hot. also, I’m simply dying to know how you managed to earn your newfound po…

true heroes act for the sake of justice, not recognition – isn’t that what your gayass animes are always saying? speaking of, when’s the next enthrall…

what can I say. you can take the moon out of man but you can’t take the man out of moon.

in my years I’ve learned that the only thing better than one dick is two dicks.

it’s okay, you’re doing a fantastic job convincing us how totally not mad you are.

ur shadow… ur reflection… ur absolute worst nightmare…