in my years I’ve learned that the only thing better than one dick is two dicks.

it’s okay, you’re doing a fantastic job convincing us how totally not mad you are.

ur shadow… ur reflection… ur absolute worst nightmare…

afraid I’m a bit too rich for your blood, darling. I don’t give out my services for free.

do you guys even know who this law fellow is

YTA words can hurt. source: I’m the white mage. ps. juanita says hi.

is it too much to ask for you to not act like an insufferable mongoloid? don’t answer, the answer is obviously yes lol.

you inspire me too. seeing how low a man can sink is an especially powerful motivator.

congratulations, that’s the most autism i’ve ever seen packed into a 10 minute timeframe. lmao.