my… edgy emo backstory? uh ok buddy, this is uh… yeah. wow. ok. well ok. the internet detectives were pretty active for a while – I wanna say unti…

you aren’t very bright, are you? ironic, considering…  

I’d argue that my targets are a bit more deserving than a dead girl. >moon come on now, didn’t you all figure this out months ago? but sure, I’…

my apologies. given our company here, I figured you’d all act with a bit more tact, but that’s clearly expecting too much.

a bit heartless, no? but sure, I’m the one with the “horrid attitude”.

cool, he brought back the skeleton of a long-defunct website. was it worth further mixing of the sun and the moon? doubtful, but this isn’t anything n…

thank you. I pride myself on my originality as opposed to partaking in endless regurgitative lunacy. a shame the same can’t be said for others here.

it seems love truly can bloom on the battlefield.

only that this bitch has a bad habit of dying after talking some big shit. this version of him is lucky enough to get some extra lives. can’t say the …

call your parents and apologize for being such a huge disappointment. oh wait.

chilling. ruminating. realizing. the truth is often harsh, no? yeah, everything is great.

you know me, same useless sack of shit high off my fucking balls every waking moment. god I love marijuana. did I mention I smoke weed?

trying to hide the truth again? how uncharacteristically characteristic of you.